I should be there with you, with one caveat: I'll need a working tricorder. Last thing I want to happen is being led to a dark cellar by lovely females who are really neither lovely nor female-- or even species compatible. (cf that episode \"Risa\" on Enterprise) I don't mind that opportunistic aliens want the contents of my wallet by feeling around for it in a dark cellar, but I think it's only fair that I get a good time out of my experience feeling around in the dark too.